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Jesus v. Deities

The theological or theomatical equivalent of an identity versus an equation—it is like comparing the infinite solutions of Christ to the extraneous or faux solutions of gods and goddesses.
Without Christ in the equation, it’s just an expression; a false prophet or guru would offer a faux or extraneous solution with quasi-zero suspicion from the flock they’re leading or deceiving—this is why people need to learn about the spiritual truths in the “Jesus v. Deities” eternal war.
by Fasters January 30, 2023
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Jesenia

A beautiful girl that you will fall for and love once you get to know them and will steal your heart
Jesenia is so beautiful today
by Axeljr March 27, 2023
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K-Jesus

A person who helps kids with their issues about life and peer pressure. Ususally this person is very attractive and smart and spiritually deep...like Oprah and Jesus, combined into one fine human being.
Allie needed help with peer pressure so she called up her K-Jesus.
by Kandy is ur momma May 30, 2009
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buff jesus

appears in The Amityville Horror(1979) portrayed by James Brolin
What would Buff Jesus do???
by Kit Falco August 30, 2009
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sneaking jesus

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.
''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''
by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010
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Disco-Jesus

The epitome of awesome. One who discos with Jesus himself.
Dude that guy is a diehard Disco-Jesus
by Mr. Disco-Jesus himself October 15, 2010
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real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.
I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.
by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017
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