JENSENing

The active evacuation of stomach contents in the porcelain room following the act of THE PARTY.

I was at my friend Jan's house, when I had to go JENSENing.

by Dante's Divine June 30, 2024

Jenson Smith

Jenson Smith is slang for calling someone a fucking neek and a dwarf.

Dude! That kids a Jenson Smith

by schmucklover July 5, 2024

Jensen's Barbeque

The opposite of Chekhov's gun: something mentioned in Act I that has no relevance to future acts, events or meetups; an event mentioned as if it will occur when actually it will never materialise, despite ongoing mentions of it.

"Jensen said he would cook us toad in the hole, but I think this is going to be a Jensen's Barbeque situation"

by Veggiebake February 13, 2026

Jens

A guy that always has a thermometer in his hand

Wow it is really cold in here, how cold is it?
i dont know, maybe we should call jens

by Bruinkakje November 24, 2024

Jensen Oswald

Jensen is an awesome dude who’s 6 feet tall, gets all the bitches and has a 7 inch cock.

Wow, that guy must be Jensen Oswald.

by himothy69420 December 4, 2024

Jenis

When your a girl and ur jeans sit weird on ur crotch so it looks like ur packing

OMG these pant give me a jenis

by Dick_ryder December 16, 2024

jensnack

Jensnack is a name to call Jennifer when she is acting particularly a fool. Jensnack always takes it to the next level and is a very sly little guy. Jensnack is ONLY for when Jenny is acting up . All other use is prohibited.

“ jensnack please stop it we’re gonna get kicked out”
“Get jensnack on her ass”

by Jensnackfan January 25, 2025