Junk clunk

When a man’s balls smack his inner thigh creating and clapping sound

“Oh my god Brian, your balls just slapped your thought” she said. “Stop! That was a junk clunk!”

by Freddyyyyy February 11, 2024

bird-flip junk-thrust taunt

When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.

Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.

by anonymous August 11, 2024

Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole

The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".

by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011

Junk in the trunk

To have anal sex.

Hey Kevin did you and Stacy do the junk in the trunk last night?

by ChldshBrawlbino December 10, 2021

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

a junk

A mans package, dick and ball combo.

Emily said " that boy got kicked in a junk "

by Milton poon September 29, 2013

Junk Food Storytelling

When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?

Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.

by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024