by Larry Jitis February 8, 2005
Get the Instahrhoid mug.Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.
If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.
Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire
Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire
by Mattsolit February 24, 2006
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someone who has only recently moved to an area and yet already considers her/himself (usually wrongly) to have a long-term resident's familiarity with that area
"I'm in town for a summer internship, so I know for a fact that there's no night life along U Street." "Instant native, just add short-term lease."
by Doctor Whom June 11, 2006
Get the instant native mug.While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."
Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009
Get the instabeat mug.1) a bonus-feature in GrandTheftAuto 2 Multiplayer that gives you a little party following you around. They only disappear when shot by your opponents.
2) the situation when you invite a couple of friends to hang out, they call some of theirs and before you know there's the party of the year happening at your house.
2) the situation when you invite a couple of friends to hang out, they call some of theirs and before you know there's the party of the year happening at your house.
by broiler666 March 31, 2009
Get the instant gang mug.When you are IMing a partner and sending sexual messages intended to stimulate them. Similar to sexting.
Dude 1: What's up?
Dude 2: Nuthin just talkin with my girl on Facebook.
Dude 1: What are you doing talking to me? Get back to Instant Messabanging that hoe!
Dude 2: Nuthin just talkin with my girl on Facebook.
Dude 1: What are you doing talking to me? Get back to Instant Messabanging that hoe!
by ConBroIll November 14, 2010
Get the Instant Messabang mug.Liking a YouTube video so much that within the first roughly ten seconds of watching it, you instantly favourite the video.
You (Thinking in head): "I love this video! (Just started watching)"
You (Commenting on video): "Great video! 5/5, instafav. :)"
You (Commenting on video): "Great video! 5/5, instafav. :)"
by Itachi_love June 15, 2011
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