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handled JuraSicko

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
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handkerchief-head negro

a subservient, role-playing, white-stereotyped black person. A lone black person in a friend group of white people.
That underclassman Liam is a handkerchief-head negro to all the white popular kids at lunch.
by Deblack Man December 13, 2023
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handle socket

A space perfectly shaped to fit a penis, as like a handle it is also a grabable object.
"Man, she was crazy last night, she was like a handle socket, made just for me"

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about"
by Airtite Yendor January 6, 2024
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handlese

On today’s complex vehicles, modern technicians/mechanics are faced with daunting repairs to perform, often tedious and challenging. Especially in engine repair, replacing the handlese is a mechanic’s worst fear
Steve(boss)- “What is taking so long?!”

Technician- “Well the handlese is broken!”

Steve- “Handlese?? Wtf is a handlese??”

Technician- “Handle deez nuts and walk away Steve”
by Swagger McPimpDaddy January 30, 2024
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Handkerchiefing

Verb; Keeping someone handy for your own uses, be it sexual, personal or other, but also keeping the ability to put them away when they aren't useful to you at the moment. A form of emotional abuse. From the word Handkerchief, a piece of fabric carried to blow ones nose when needed and hidden when not.
I thought he was a really nice guy but realized he was just handkerchiefing me while he tried to get back with his ex.
by Nokto November 25, 2024
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Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.
I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.
by FML@VL June 25, 2025
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Handjeroni

A hand job from a woman. When a woman pleasures a man with her hand(s).
My wife is on her period, so she wouldn't have sexual intercourse with me. She did however pleasure me with a handjeroni.
by B Squad Cop June 26, 2025
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