chinese haircut

A rubbing of your nuckles on someone's head in a painful manner

Ah damn Garrett just gave me a Chinese haircut

by Hannajr April 17, 2017

lucky hair

The lucky hair is a hair you have plucked from your beard that is darker and more course than any other beard hair. Ideally the lucky hair will be framed and protected with tape to prolong its luckiness and provide a soft, smooth ribbed effect when stroking for improved luck in life.

"Before I go home tonight I must give the lucky hair a stroke, in hope that I will get 'lucky' tonight".

by The Luckiest Hair January 5, 2018

Talk the hair off a monkey.

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.

Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.

by pinballpickup August 31, 2006

shit with hair on

What your mom offers you for dinner, if your family is absolutely poverty striken.

'Mum, what's for dinner?'
'Shit with hair on'

by orbsplitter May 9, 2009

9-5 hair

Hair which is usually shoulder length and natural colored with little to no style, making it easy to do in the morning for the gal on the go...very low maintainance.

Nina: "Man, you'd think that girl could wear something other than those black dress pants and out of style Steve Madden shoes"
Maggie: "Not to mention her 9-5 hair."
Nina : "Corperate America sure is a bitch."

by MRE Chicago May 18, 2010

Turd Garden Haircut

Turd Garden Haircut

Kodak Black is sportin’ a fresh “Turd Garden Haircut.”

by Solzhenitsyn December 30, 2021

scene hair

at the moment its;
girls - a straight fringe just above the eyes and really long hair extentions, dyed either black or white blonde.
guys - straight fringe either just above the eyes or covering them, and cut straight with layers just below the jaw line.

just go and have a look at the scene hair on myspace.

by chl0e June 11, 2006