HOLY CRAP!

An exclamation of extreme surprise, or fear.

JapaneseDude:Holy Crap, it's GOOOOOOOOODZIIIIIIIILLLLAAAAAA!

by MenkehMan! June 19, 2003

HOLY CROSS GIRLS

Even though I go to Holy Cross, it is possibly the WORST decision I have ever made. At first, in freshman year, I LOVED IT, now when i walk past that seal that is so "HOLY" you can't even walk on it, well, yes, I spit on it, I do whatever I can to put dishoner into that school. They are doing nothing to help me get into college, and pretty much all the girls there suck. Holy Cross girls are whores, and they don't know shit. actually they are really smart, they just play dumb and drink excessivly and pose naked for pictures because they think thats attractive. Sure, maybe fun to hook up with, for a guy, but definetly not to go out with. I don't know which one you'd rather have in the end. Also, these girls are OBSESSED with themselves. Completly, I'll find that if I'm at a party and I wanna avoid the Holy Cross girls, I'll just look for camera flashes because thats usually them TAKING PICTURES OF THEMSELVES...WAISTED...So they can put on there webshots that they were all together drunk at a party and that they hooked up with boys...Heres a news flash girls, I don't know if you've realized this but the fact that youre doing that is just making people hate you EVEN MORE AND NOT WANT TO BE YOU. Also albums you have are the pretty much the SAME PICTUREs anyway because its always the same mirror shot, or group photo, or taking picutures of yourself type of shit. Also they all try to talk the same way, like valley girls and through there nose and you can tell its fake, so STOP. Actually, don't stop, its another thing i can make fun of you for. The thing is, they're not even hott, at all. Right now I'm speaking for the sophomore class of 2008. Yes, they are fucktards, and are obsessed with themselves. I can't speak much for 2007 except for the fact that there whores too, and really not for 2006 except WAIT there sluts also. And there pot heads. Whatever.

REAL HOLY CROSS GIRLS:

Holy Cross Girl 1: OH MY GAWWWDD! WHATS UP GIRL FRIEND!?
Holy Cross Girl 2: HAHA HEY! NOTHING REALLY EXCEPT IM SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!
Holy Cross Girl 1: OH MY GOD WHY!?!!?
Holy Cross Girl 2: Cause you TOTALLY left me alone at that party the other night while you went to the OTHER party to get drunk and have sex with that guy I've wanted to get with forever!
Holy Cross Girl 1: OH my god, even though we're best friends, I totally forgot you've had a crush on him since like 2 weeks ago! I'm SO SORRY!
Holy Cross Girl 2: Oh its OKAY lets GO run around prep pretending like we're excercising when we're really just trying to show the guys how hott we look in spandex right now OKAY GIRL!?

Holy Cross Girl 2 walks away, Holy Cross girl 1 turns to Holy Cross girl 3:

Holy Cross Girl 1: Oh my god, she is so annoying, shes so not my friend shes such a whore and wait, how many friends do i have again? I'm to STUPID to count. But even though I'm actually smart enough shh..dont tell any of the gonzaga or prep boys, kay girl? haha dontchalovemy Kay girl? Anway pose for this picture I'm about to take of you so I can put it on my webshots.

Holy Cross Girl 3: Hahahah! wait...what?

by a completley angry member of the class of 2008 July 29, 2008

Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Vishnu

1.An explanation used to express amazement, suprise, or awe.

2. Also used to express dissapointment or anger.

1."Tommy just got his new bike!"

"Holy Vishnu!"

2. "I lost your necklace"

"Holy Vishnu, I can't believe you!"

by Elki Venshwitz March 18, 2007

Holy Condom

The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.

"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."

by Scribbles301 March 3, 2009

holy fucking shit

What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.

Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!

by ekoshyun July 1, 2003

Holy Fuck

A fuck so good, even Jesus appreciates that shit.
or
a form of extreme disgust or disapproval.

gf - holy fuck that was good.
bf - yup
or
gf- holy fuck, youre an idiot.
bf - stfu i didnt mean to

by batmanislove666 April 1, 2015