hapset

adj. feeling both happy and upset because of your confilicting perspectives/feelings on/about the same situation, event, incident, etc.

other forms: adj. happsetting

John: Hey, Alpha, did you hear about Mary’s promotion?

Alpha: Yeah, I did. I'm pretty hapset about it though. Mary’s my good friend and I’m happy for her and all, but I was counting on them choosing me over her.

by rhyvr0 September 8, 2009

happyfuckinganniversary

The anniversary of when you bust your cheating lying significant other. Is better than the day of the anniversary of the marriage, meeting, first text, first time treating him or her like a total whore whatev

Happyfuckinganniversary! I know what you did last summer! So great!

by Seeeeee yup December 25, 2009

Pics or it didn't happen

A demand for someone to show photographic evidence of a bizarre claim, or you don't believe it

John, you said you fucked 3 girls last night, I don't believe you, you virgin fuck. Pics or it didn't happen.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries June 6, 2019

Nothing Interesting Happens

The company motto of Jagex Ltd and main design principle behind the content in their MMO game, Runescape.

Player: *use chicken*
Game: Nothing interesting happens.

Alice: Hey Bob, I heard you play Runescape. What's it like?
Bob: Well, nothing interesting happens.

by Subidarb January 29, 2009

happy camper

Quite literally, someone who is happy doing what they're doing, or has just had a happy experience.
If you're not a happy camper, then you've just had a bad experience.

I went to sleep-away camp in the 1960's-1970's, and this was an old expression counselors used back then. They'd ask us kids, "Are you all happy campers?" to check with us that we were OK. It was a situational rhyme.

by Lisa in MA July 7, 2012

happily ever after

To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love

Cinderella-i love you
Prince Charming- I love you too
*wedding bells*
they lived Happily ever after

by Ms. Roses the rainbow dancing banana June 14, 2006

happy horseshit

"Happy horseshit" is a phrase that describes news releases, speeches and other official language often produced by public relations people that puts the best possible - if often unrealistic - spin on a particular subject. A great deal of happy horseshit is often served up at political rallies, awards ceremonies, and in government and corporate communications in general.

President Bush informed the nation that America was on course to achieve its objectives in Iraq, though most of the viewing public assumed the statement was happy horseshit.

by Jay Holden July 21, 2008