Garden City

Affluent town where all the HS kids must drink pretty early. Yes, that includes everyone, not just the lax/football kids like in other towns. The "nerds" of this town drink everyone under the table once they go to college. My roommate used to live here and he's a total shitfuck. Rediculous shorts all the time and is somehow the star of our intramural lax team even those he's a weakling and didn't even play in high school. Go figure.

Dude, my roommate from Garden City never got laid in high school yet drinks like a champion, what gives?

by Dbonez April 21, 2008

fourth grader

According to the actions of President Bush, a fourth grader is someone who can replace Bush if he successfully gets assassinated by a pretzel.

Although this definition gives too much credit to Bush, it will suffice.

Also see 4th grader

4th grade Teacher: Okay, class what comes after W?
fourth grader: X?
4th grade teacher: Correct Billy.
George W. Bush: X is for oil!
4th grade teacher: -silence-

by PouPouPouPou January 15, 2006

Garden State

one who listens to alternative music (i.e. the arcade fire, the shins, iron and wine, cold war kids, ect.) and wear clothes such as cardigans, scarfs, and slacks

Whats that Edward kid like?
I dunno, he's kind of garden state.

by Dylan Ison, Larry Lunsford, and Ryan Heimlich March 17, 2008

Eighth Graders

Eighth graders are kids who are eager to get to know highschoolers and often become obsessed and/or creepy with their highschool friends but once they become freshman they "lose touch" with them and conform into a social group becoming a totally different person.

Desperate 8th grader - so...do you have a boyfriend

Highschooler - no, why?

Desperate 8th grader - no reason. Hey! can i have your number?

Highschooler - uh..no

-OR in a even creepier situation-

hotdrummer4life - sup! this iz rick
basketballchick - who's rick and how did you get my email?
hotdrummer4life - i got it from my frinds i was wonring if u will go out with me?
basketballchick - I'm going to call the police if you don't stop following me. I'm tired of all you weird eighth graders.

by kifgotback June 11, 2006

Grade W

A statement said or action taken that is so incomprehensibly ignorant, stupid, or unaware of the situation that it sounds like it could have been said or done by George W. Bush.

When Sarah Palin said "What is it exactly that a VP does every day?", I knew that she was not just stupid, but Grade W stupid.

by deathsaurus March 18, 2009

grade teacher

a teacher who teaches all subjects in a class. Grade teachers usually teach in pre-primary and primary classes.

She has been a grade teacher for years.

by uttam maharjan March 8, 2010

grade school dick

When your penis erectates, but still cannot perform coitus due to it being a pliable and soft erection.

I was gonna fuck that chick but I was only working with a grade school Dick and couldn't get it harder for the life of me!

by Batman's Nutz June 5, 2016