Golden Turd Syndrome

A perverse and especially reprehensible psychological disorder involving a fictional process called turd alchemy, which leads to mere mortals believing they are actually gods due to their enormous wealth.

Elon Musk, a person with a combination of surprisingly substandard intelligence, impulsivity, enormous drive and dumb luck, is probably the most well-known poster person for Golden Turd Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022

golden buzz

The perfect ratio between alcohol and weed.
The golden buzz.

Bar scene
Guy 1: “Hey bro?”

“How you doin’?”
Guy 2: “Golden buzz!”
Guy 1: “Sick!”

by GoldenBuzzGuy June 9, 2023

Gooder

when you have a better day then just a good one

She gives gooder high-fives than anyone.

by roxietherock July 6, 2023

Voyager Golden Record

Literally 2 golden records that were sent into outer space by NASA in 1977. They were sent incase some sort of extra terrestial life is out there. One containing audio such as greetings and music and the other containing 116 images of what earth and humans are like. The Golden Record Committee did however choose not to include images of war, poverty, disease, crime, ideology, or religion.

Berry Cumbernickle: Dude, how do you think aliens would react if they came across earth and see how we catfished them by not including all the shit we've done on earth in the Voyager Golden Record???

Bob Fisher: Dude we're fucked.

by Berry Cumbernickle December 28, 2018

andy goode

Andy Goode- The Greatest ever Rugby Union player.

- Mum, I saw a GOAT today.
- Oh! How wonderful. What was it’s name?
- Andy Goode.

by Ixbdbs April 27, 2019

The Golden Chain

When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.

After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.

by Ooooopsy July 30, 2019

Do Gooder Two-Shoes

Someone who is both a Do gooder and a Goody Two-shoes at the same time.

So someone who always likes to appear like they're helping someone while also working hard to maintain a whiter-than-white morally superior image.

It's getting so tedious with Helen. Every time I speak to her she manages to allude to how earnest and woke she is. There’s always some virtue signalling in there and some humble brags or other comments that hint at what a good, moral and worthy person she is. She’s such a Do Gooder Two-shoes.

by Stivchik August 15, 2019