goosebumpin

When something gives off such a energenic vibe that you get goosebumps

After the Hawks won the championship, the crowded street of fans was goosebumpin.

by wtfidontcare October 25, 2016

Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.

1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!

by frigginhost April 26, 2017

goose feel

The feeling you get from a powerful song

Damn that track goes hard! Got that goose feel

by spitz218 May 11, 2017

Gonse

(UK) slang for a gay paedophile.

"That Jimmy Savile was a massive gonse."

by heartspace April 18, 2018

Goiterbeard

A king among neckbeards, the goiterbeard is a man craving authority over others; he wears Oakley sunglasses and buys his own secret service style earpiece for his low impact security job. Most importantly, his neckbeard is camouflage for a fat guy goiter.

That goiterbeard in security drew his tazer on me for going 16mph in the empty parking lot.

by niceasimov May 18, 2018

goose porn

When a female let's a goose eat her out

I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn

by Dick sweat on my wrist June 18, 2018