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glitter grinder

Someone, usually a male, that has a penchant for sleeping with burlesque performers
Steve goes to all of Kitten's shows just so he can hit on all the dancers... What a total Glitter Grinder.
by Ivana Blaize February 11, 2015
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Glittery Slazenger

An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.
Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!
by TheGolfPro May 7, 2015
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Gutterballs

The state of one who, with their mind in the gutter, unintentionally has given themselves a powerful erection that, upon lack of release and subsequent contraction, shriek in agonizing pain in the state known as "blue balls".

A state of blue balls with an origin rooted in fantasy.
I was thinking about Trish's ass in Calculus and I got the worst Gutterballs I've ever had in my life.
by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018
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Glitter Bitch

Annoying valley girl-esque bitches who wear and distribute unto others lots of glitter without consent, usually at clubs/festivals but sometimes just around town any given night out.
"Watch out dude, there is a glitter bitch out there trying to be cute, using her finger to put glitter on peoples cheeks and blowing glitter off her hands onto peoples chests."
"Fucking hell I hate Glitter Bitches. It's like no one ever taught them to keep their hands (or glitter) to themselves in kindergarten. Thanks for telling me."
by Ace M February 8, 2019
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Gutter dog

References someone that has had hard life experiences from a young age
Can be but not always a derogatory term
Links to the gutter and the act gutting
"Hes just a gutter dog"
Or
"Good to see another gutter dog out here"
by Kvs elmo April 17, 2019
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Gutter-Shark

A gutter-shark is a female whom spends her mental time in the gutter(perverted) sense. The description is meant to entice one to think of their perveted ways in a humorous manner.

A female that lurks in the abyss of the gutter wading for her kill on perversion.
Then Shelby said “ I’m less interested in length and more interested in girth”, as she turned and stared with intent, and I knew right then she was a gutter-shark, because we weren’t even talking about sex, we were discussing food choices.
by Crapapplez October 3, 2019
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Glitter dick

When a guy/girl eats glitter and then has anal sex covering the penis with glitter.
I have the herpes of arts and craft on my dick after having anal sex with that glitter eating chick, she gave me glitter dick.
by IDGAF2020 January 23, 2020
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