Vegetable garden

A group of retarded people

Guy 1: hey look at them. They aren’t doing anything besides standing there zoned out.

Guy 2: yea cuz they’re a vegetable garden.
Guy 1: What’s that?
Guy 2: A group of retards

by wheelie boi May 17, 2018

Lady Garden

a different word used for a Vagina (women's private area)

Child - "Mom, my Lady Garden is hurting"
Mother - "Don't worry we will go to the hospital tomorrow"

by klutzygaylea July 7, 2020

garden city

a mid-upper town. Where everyone hides their insecurities with money. The girls are sluts, most with really bad fake tans and will be quick to suck a dick like its the newest fashion trend. The guys there think their hot even when people beg to differ. Some are really conceited dicks and take longer to get ready in the morning than most girls. At GCHS the teams there are either good or they suck ass. The hardest thing to do there is find a genuine nice person. Its a great place for kids if you wanna get caught up in drugs alcohol and sex.

"Jock": Do you remember that party last night in garden city, where you passed out on the floor, before this girl gave you head! hahaha you should go get tested who knows where that mouth been.

by ivebeeneverywhereyup October 20, 2009

The Garden

The Garden of Eden; a safehouse; a place where no one can die or be harmed.

Person 1: Man, I need a safehouse.

Person 2: No such thing, unless you live in the Garden.

by Marizipan October 13, 2008

gnar gardening

Verb. The act of building rather extreme mountain bike trails with stunts, jumps, ladders, bridges, etc. Promotes a feeling of peace similarly found in Zen garderning.

I spent all day gnar gardening on Jim's Trail that I totally forgot the time. Wanna shred it later?

by The Sad Mechanic February 3, 2009

crystal gardens

Awesome as chemistry experiment. You literally watch these crystals grow before your very eyes within minutes!! They can grow many different colours, depending on what reactant you add.

After a while, the crystal gardens turn to an off colour, break off and die.
Yes, i am a geek
No, im not a hippie

by He's the boxman September 21, 2006

Bum Garden

A distinct patch of hair growing around the lower back above the bottom.

Why don't you wax your bum garden.

by Rojosdelosaltos January 4, 2009