Goose

n.

A person who ruins all fun, who is uncool and generally awkward, which makes other people feel awkward around them.
As geese (the animal) are obnoxious, loud and on the whole annoying, they are the definitive anti-bro who goes against all fun-having.

Bro1: So I was rocking this one party the other night, man and bro, it was sweet. That is until Arthur showed up.
Bro2: Why, what happened, man?
Bro1: He called the cops as soon as we started playing beer-pong, we all had to run for it.
Bro2: What a goose!

by Sublime_bawt June 18, 2011

goose far var

A phrase bringing tranquilty and serenity to an angry mind.

Used by Jack Nicholson:

Example:

Wife: "Honey I just wrecked the Porche!!"

Husband:"WHATTTTTT?"

Wife:"C'mon baby, goose far var"

Husband:"Geez... I'm better now!"

by Kenny Chapman, Tim Sibley June 1, 2006

Gooseflesh

When you lookin in that mirror, and your boi straight up a silky feathered goose

Dam did you see Tyrone, dat boi been rockin that gooseflesh from the feet up like he bout to drop eggs.

by dijonthamustard November 8, 2016

awkward goose

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.

Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah

by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010

Little Goose Chubby

A small, almost unnoticable erection, brought about by an awkward yet exciting situation. The aroused must be a goose.

When the hot girl gave the awkward goose a hug, he got a little goose chubby.

by Goosey penis April 30, 2010

silly goose

skeppy

"if you searsh silly goose in the dictionary, it says skeppy" - BadBoyHalo

"skeppy, your being a silly goose!"

"NOO, IM NOT!!"

by tabby clouds August 13, 2020

Goose

An individual who tells Lies (stories).

Mack is such a goose, he said he brought all those beers to the party?!

by The Smoke Dog November 22, 2011