flying fuck hammer

An insult used by an obviously higher individual. Can also used when excited or surprised.

Sergio, you are officially a flying fuck hammer

by crazymotherfucker7777 December 18, 2011

fringly

1. The sort of feeling you get when your hand goes to sleep, ala pins and needles, mixed with being warm.

2. The state of being not quite sick enough to justify skipping something important, but sick enough to miss work or school.

"Ouch, my girlfriend fell asleep on my hand and now it's all fringly!"

"I stayed in from school because I was feeling fringly."
"Do you have to miss tonight's game?"
"Dude, I'm not that sick!"

by Shaawn the Sheep January 28, 2013

Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

flying starfish

When a man slaps a girls ass and she jumps.

Justin gave bristol a flying starfish.

by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014

Flying Lion

When you throw up and shit at the same time, thus creating the appearance of having a mane and tale and flying through the sky.

"Thought it was just diarrhea, but I ended up a flying lion."

by JohnnyBallgame July 14, 2014

flying noodle

When you have sex in space

My favorite sex position is the flying noodle. It's out of this world!

by Nopenoodle March 7, 2015

Flying Five

To jump and give a double high five with extreme precision and accuracy. Timing is of the essence and is crucial to the execution of this rare phenomena.

Steve was ready for the flying five after getting a perfect score on his separations test, but Sarah was unprepared and accidentally shot Steve with an x-axis gun.

by Moleairity April 19, 2015