Poon Fishing

To use the service of Myspace or other websites to score with the ladies.

Guy: I went on Myspace last night...did some Poon Fishing.
Friend: How'd that turn out?
Guy: I caught me some hotties.

by Tim Black December 13, 2008

going fishing

one who is small & odd shaped & married to a walrus...she appears from upstairs in her waders & pvc hat & coat carrying her pail & net to go & catch her hubbys dinner at the harbour...where u going dear? he asks (in fish language)...im going fishing 2 catch the supper dear, i wont b long......flap flap flap!!!!

oh look theres the neighbour going fishing again....is it? oh dear the pond must be empty again...i heard him splashing around at 4am!

by harbour master February 27, 2008

fixing to start

A Southern way to say that someone is suffering from PMS, or about to start her period.

Donna Sue has been so cranky, since she's fixing to start and everything.

by theVanimal January 23, 2008

Fishing

Another name for a hand job. Used in notes by two insane teenage girls inorder to not scar other readers.

Loki: Did you go fishing with Travis last night?
Nim: Yes.
Loki: Did you two have fun?
Nim: Yes, him more so than me.

by Nim December 13, 2004

Fisting Stool

A place to sit with a fist inserted into your cunt or bum while reading or having an orgasm. A seated form of fist fucking

I sat on the fisting stool which spread my blerta wide enough to stick a donut in it. Man I felt good afterwards

by Hans Fistur September 17, 2008

fishing

In cricket to go fishing is too dangle the bat at balls outside of off stump. Also known as having a nibble.

Bowler: Come on lads we've got him fishing!

by umpirestrikesback August 10, 2005

Ice Fishing

The act of spreading your partner's (male or woman) butthole, taking your pinky finger and digging it their butthole and pulling out a piece poop. After achieving the shit proceed to chew and swallow it.

Frank: Dude why the fuck you miss the party last night?
Bill: I was Ice Fishing with this nasty bitch last night.
Frank: Really
Bill: Yeah mother fucker it was so cash, her shit tasted like chocolate.
Frank: Word...

by Alex The Master December 28, 2009