Fido

N.
Worker, fetcher, or basically anyone you can order to do various jobs. The best example of this is Fido from the GTA game series which is the main character who does many jobs for local crime bosses.

That fido will do anything you say.

by Slavik Von Stockholm May 3, 2005

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004

Findling

Sex machine

Man he was a real Findling in the sack last night!

by pufdazza December 16, 2008

Fandom Trash

Someone who describes themselves as fandom trash often read fanfiction or fanfic fandom trashes often ship and are usually fans of the same/similar things as everything else they are fans of.

“Oh my gosh, is that a fanfic?”
“Yeah, I’m such a fandom trash!”

by cinnxm0n October 10, 2018

fendo

A guy that will text you for hours one day and ghost you for the next few months.

Person A: so what happened between you and Jake?
Person B: Jake's a fendo, fuck him

by BURGERDONALDS September 1, 2019

Finding me

Fuck me so hard to the point I say daddy

I want to fuck you so hard finding me then

by Best fortnite player November 3, 2019

findab

Lump of nose excrement with a nasal hair attached to it placed on the rim of a beer glass. (Irish)
see snot irish culture

Waiter, kindly replace this glass which has a findab on it or I'll tell all Dublin about the lack of hygene in this bar.

by Paddy June 11, 2004