full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

by Magogigle October 23, 2009

The lube fairy

The lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.

The lube fairy can't be seen, but it's said that Grell Sutcliff is behind this.

"Yo how did this bottle of lube get here? "
"It's obviously the lube fairy who has been here!"

by Eline_is_a_panguin January 26, 2017

Fairlight

The reason why you don't waste several months and thousands of dollars on copy protection

oh shit, our game was just released by fairlight 2 months before retail

by trader June 29, 2003

Fairy tail

It is an ongoing anime and manga that started in 2006 with over 200 episodes so far subbed and dubbed created by manga artist Hiro Mashima who lives in Nagano, Japan the main character is a blonde celestial spirit Mage named Lucy heartfilia who has the dream of joining a guild called fairytail after running Ito some trouble she meet a salmon haired fire dragon slayer named natsu who convinces her to join she forms a team and goes on missions with natsu and his flying blue cat a.k.a an exeed named happy an ice Mage with a stripping habit and a swords women or armor lady named "Titania" or Erza who is also the scariest person in the guild other than the nice barmaid Mira Jain

1, Lucy: can I join the fairy tail guild?
2, Person: the fairy tail fandom is so awesome

by Lucy heartfilia June 1, 2015

fairy tinkle

When a woman is sitting on the tiolet going to the bathroom and trying to be quiet but can still be heard.

al you could hear from the the bathroom was the quiet sound of the fairy tinkle

by kranka June 20, 2006

Titty Fairy

The sudden, mammoth and extemely pleasing swelling of a pregnant woman's breasty dumplings.

"I say, she has a capitol pair of tatty bojangles"

"Yes, the titty fairy paid a visit"

by farge bofflenerp October 28, 2009

Faircloth

simple... God among men but does not know how to put on a condom.

woman - oh my! you are so faircloth!

man - i know, i know

by Faircloth December 16, 2008