judge-fucked 

During a competition, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn't for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. Usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. Judge-fucking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of competitions.

A: Dude, Two Judges gave me first place in that round. But the third judge gave me last place!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!

A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!

A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
A: Dammit!

judge-fucked by FlipPrincess May 16, 2009

wake-fucked 

When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.

When you do something while still half asleep.

I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.

I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.

wake-fucked by illustrix August 15, 2010

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog by b4stard November 10, 2005

Mind Fucked

Something that blows your mind so hard , you cant even begin to comprehend it.

*you watch inception* You jsut got mind fucked.

Mind Fucked by Darkfangex January 9, 2011

Food Fucked 

Completely and totally stuffed with food.

Sallie says"God damn i'm fucking full as shit" Jordan says "I'm beyond full, I'm food fucked."

Food Fucked by Dickson Yamuda August 28, 2010

get fucked 

Commonly used in Australia as a sign of disbelief.
One of the few countries in the world where "Get Fucked" is an acceptable start to a sentence.

1: "Hey Mate, I just won the lottery"
2: Get fucked!

get fucked by Sgt Bob November 6, 2007

Facebook Fucked 

When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.

Dude, I was trying to message Dan this funny quote I found but I was totally Facebook Fucked

Facebook Fucked by SarahMichelle October 6, 2008