sea donkey

unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!

"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"

by cellardoor4130 June 5, 2005

Donkey Kick

Six goals scored by the same player in one match or game, also known as a double hattrick.

Wow, that was a nice donkey kick you had there Jimmy!

by Bobbyboy45 September 24, 2011

swamp donkey

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)

Rosie O' Donnel is the Swamp Donkey Queen.

by Steven April 3, 2005

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is a really disgusting girl. usually very slutty,dirty and poor.

Jay-tee said " i hella want pussy, i think im going to call Jen."

Murphy replied " but she's a swamp donkey!"

by COBRA OPERATED June 9, 2009

donkey ballz

The worst possible thing that can be sucked.

That food sucks Donkey Ballz. Lets go get some Taco Bell.

by PythonSpam October 23, 2003

Donkey Punch

A very well hit softball

"Man was that one heck of a donkey punch right there."

by Don Quixote January 11, 2008

sloppy donkey

When a guy and a girl are having anal sex in doggy style and the guy comes in the girl's ass. The girl then proceeds to fart while braying like a donkey.

We were doing the sloppy donkey last night and now my room smells of cum and fart.

by Donkeylover69 May 31, 2009