baker's death

losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.

1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?

2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.

by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011

Blue Screen of Death

Contrary to popular belief, the Blue screen of death is actually a program designed to stop you computer and prevent harm being done by maybe a mis-read line of code or an invalid argument. And for all of those who complain bout losing their essays, get OpenOffice, it has document recovery, dumb asses.

P1 - Oh no I just got the Blue Screen of death!
Tech Guy - Oh no, that is not a crash, you computer is just shutting down to prevent a fatal system error

by MERGERFLERGERBERGER April 8, 2012

gored to death

When life ends from being gored or impaled with something.

The matador bullfighter was gored to death by the bull's horns.

by Phoenixinline98 June 19, 2017

praying for death

A phrase used to respond to the generic “How are you today” question that people randomly ask you throughout the day. Used by people who are clinically depressed, hate their life and/or job, and l would rather die then face one more day of suffering

Coffee shop worker: “Welcome to Starbucks, how are you today?”

Cody: “Still praying for death. I will have a moca latte”

by PazuzuXXX January 28, 2018

Taxed to Death

When Taxes get to high due to socialism some people may get taxed to death; a feeling similar to death due to to much taxes this may in fact cause you to temporarily live in your Friends trashcan.

Guy 1: Damn the taxes are real high right now
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.

by sub to yeet thins December 7, 2018

Sudden Russian Death Syndrome

A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.

Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2023

Death Knoob

A player in World of Warcraft who rolled the class of Death Knight because in the earlier levels they are OP and easier levels. By earlier levels, I mean level 55-68, because they are for retards who don't want to level another character from level one. Once they are 80, they run around in randoms like dumbasses and drop Death and Decay everywhere. The Death Knoob will then say Lawl, yous gots pwnedz0rs, and leave.

Person that isn't a retard #1: Is that Death Knight Dual-wielding in Blood spec?
Person that isn't a retard #2: Yeah, he's a Death Knoob, mosdef.

by McAwesomePants:D June 17, 2010