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me mate dave 

he's the geezer whos always down the pub propping up the bar after a long day in the white van, usually a tradesman of some kind. He lives down the local estate and is known by everyone "as me mate dave!" as he will do anything for you as he's a kind hearted bloke whos full of energy and will talk to anyone about anything, especially after you've bought him a pint! ( dont call him David though, its too posh, and he thinks he's been nicked!)
me mate dave can get you a bunch of knock off dvd's before they're even out in the cinema!
me mate dave by Jo Osborne April 27, 2006
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(to) dave 

when a guy furiously texts, hangs out and calls a girl with every intention from both parties to do naughty things to each other but nothing actually happening. Dave conversations can include phrases like "we should go out", "do you want to make out after fifth period today", and "of course I have feelings for you... lust yeah thats one of them". Daving will usually last several months and is not a weekend thing. Some Davers have recorded one hundred thousand text messages to a girl with still no action taking place. Daving can develop into a sport among fellow Daves.
Dude i met this girl at a party last night. I'm so going (to) dave that.

Pooper Dave 

Infamous superhero known for roaming the unforgiving streets and deficating on front porches in numerous major cities.
Sometime during the night, Bob turned into Pooper Dave and hit his head on the sidewalk.
Pooper Dave by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

little dave 

dodgy fucker who sorts shit out like drugs and shit
lets see "little dave" for the rave plenty of muckers all round
little dave by boardie September 30, 2004

Naked Dave 

Naked Dave (The Naked Dave Project) refers to a series of paintings created by Laura Molina, inspired by her relationship with illustrator and Rocketeer creator, Dave Stevens.

The term "Naked Dave" was coined by Beth Preistler-Schmidt after she saw Laura Molina's second painting of Dave Stevens in 1996. The project has been on the web since 1998. and NakedDave.com has been online since 1999.
Naked Dave by Red Moon December 17, 2008

Diamond Dave 

1. The only singer Van Halen ever needed; 2. An original, integritous, flamboyant music producer, songwriter, provate jet broker, father, husband, and mentor. Known for his skills at representin'. Founder of the Los Angeles, CA based trip hop collective Space Slacker. Coined the term Hollywood Hills Style.
Diamond Dave, not only are you a handsome man, but you are very powerful as well, I could sense it from the moment you walked in the door.
Diamond Dave by Ninjafart September 8, 2011
when someone is bullshitting out there ass and you know they are full of shit
My four wheeling goes 400 mile per hour
OK Dave

I have a holes in my liver and im still living
Ok Dave

My single mom got this house by working hard and not being a hooker that sucks cock for money
Ok Dave