Dessiah

The best friend anyone could ever have. She is supportive, caring, and very protective. She has a big and beautiful smile. She either plays trumpet, trombone, or saxophone

I love Dessiah, she is sweet.

by soccergirl124 December 8, 2021

skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 4, 2010

snack dessert

Dessert after your snack. The little sweet thing you eat directly after a snack.

"Mmmm, that was some good Ramen... I could go for some M&Ms for snack dessert."

by gregwxy June 11, 2014

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

tiajuana dessert

When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.

I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert

by Ringojoe December 22, 2018

Just Desserts

When a girl kisses you immediately after she swallows your load.

Jan: "So, did Greg make you swallow again last night?"
Marcia: "Yeah, but I kissed him right after, ha."
Jan: "Sounds like he got his just desserts, hahaha."

by Doc Irysch December 24, 2009

Salad Dressing

The sweat and juice that collects on the gooch and a-hole during strenuous activity

Man, I got got a ton of salad dressing running down my leg right now!!!

by Josh V. May 13, 2005