ass cruncher

Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.

Ryan, you ass cruncher!

by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003

nestle crunch

when u shart and it leaves crunchy stuff in your drawers

christina sharted some nestle crunch again

by dless June 16, 2010

Crunch

A crunch may be referred to the act of masturbation or wanking

Boy1: that girl is fit
Boy2: i may just have to go crunch over her

by gablehallstudent February 22, 2010

Concho cowboy

Guy who gets with all rodeo cowgirls. Rodeo slut. Generic cowboy who puts up a front to impress cowgirls. Usually wears 'rock revival' pants and a shiny concho belt.Found in the southern states
Guy who knows all rodeo cowgirls. Doesnt care if they do good just loves to get with one, meet her friends then get with all of them. The chain goes on forever.

We went and picked up some of them Concho Cowboys after the rodeo

by RodeoRankRider August 1, 2016

Number cruncher

Number Cruncher - A girl who's idea of maths is seeing how many inches she can "crunch into any hole"

Jenny's crunched the numbers and her new best for Anal was 10 inches - number cruncher

by Rim jobs February 15, 2015

Cuchi cruncher

1. One who eats a women’s vaginal parts

2. Person who crunches cuchi

1. Damn girl, my girlfriend be such a cuchi cruncher but i like it.
2. I like to be a cuchi cruncher.

by Cg2345 July 26, 2018

nerd cruncher

One who fights nerds and puts dem triks in der place

Hey, did you see Mc Mad Max the nerd cruncher crunch that nerd yesterday? That nerd had to be airlifted to the hospital.

by MC MAD MAX THE NERD CRUNCHER December 29, 2007