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Cry nap

I just got a whooping from my mom I’m about to take a cry nap
by Mysterious 😏 June 1, 2022
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Crying Gator

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...
When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.
by WiseCookie September 13, 2020
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queen never cry

the act of no longer crying because you are a queen. if you are told queen never cry you must STOP to serve serious cunt
baby: crying
mother: queen never cry
baby: 👿
by charlottesays November 24, 2024
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make Sauron cry

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.
Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!
by pentozali August 20, 2013
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Die, Cry, Hate

The opposite of "Live, Laugh, Love". It is very dark and negative. (the acronym is DCH)
I have a painting in my house that says "Die, Cry, Hate".

Fuck "Live, Laugh, Love"... Die, Cry, Hate!!!
by LingDanc803 September 5, 2023
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Crying Part

Any lyric or segment in a song where the singer sings with such powerful emotion, it almost sounds like they are crying.
Famous Crying Parts:
"Never thought a rumor would ruin my moonlight!" -Brendan Flowers
"It's time I got back, it's time I got back, and I don't even know how I got off the track!" -Rivers Cuomo
"he's fighting and fighting and riding on his horse" -John McRea
by BarackObama1138thx August 22, 2011
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Cry-ometer

(noun)

An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.

Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.

From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!

Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?

Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.

Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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