Crusty

when you wake up on the wrong side of them bed, feel angry, or upset

Jala: “why are you so crusty today ”
Kaelynn: “Mr. ——- really is really crusting me off

by jalaiscrusty123 December 11, 2019

crusty

A dirty person with a dog who took the rebellion thing a little too seriously.

Their hobbies typically include: freight train hopping, dumpster diving, asking you for money, and smoking crack.

See that junkie in the Amebix shirt with the incredibly large backpack? He's what we like to call a crusty. He probably ran away from home because his parents wanted him to go to college.

by fhihihug January 20, 2014

Crusty

Describes something/someone disgusting

I know Jaelynn wants the D, but she's a crusty ass bitch so I ain't givin' it to her.

by ( . Y . )lover69 December 9, 2016

crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020

crusty oreo

When you nut into a Chips Ahoy and put another Chips Ahoy on top of it.

I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020

Crusty

Highly unpleasant, disagreeable or trashy

Even though it's essential, social media is crusty, crustier than the hairs of my dry butthole

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Crusty Wing Sauce

Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.

“How’d it go?”
“Not great, she was into crusty wing sauce so I bounced.”

by Shmeu September 26, 2020