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crusty

a term to describe a person who has crusty moves or a crusty personality. crusty can mean being negative, doing the most, or just being weird in a bad way.
you flirt with every nigga and you don't even have a phone. you're crusty.
wow, you're literally being extra right now, hella crusty.
by NC704 May 11, 2016
mugGet the crustymug.

Crusty

A two year old sock that has formed weird yellow crystals inside of it. I don’t know why, but it smells kind of odd, kind of like a white goo substance.
Eww, that sock is fucking crusty!
by Big_Fard March 4, 2022
mugGet the Crustymug.

crusty

something that is old, boring or outdated.
tia: Do you wanna go to the library
Leah: No that's major crusty
mugGet the crustymug.

Crusty Corkskrew

A dude who finishes of but dont wash
Charley: Hey you should go out with my friend Justin.
Chick: Nah you didnt know everyone knows about his crusty corkskrew.
by Dickshinary69slutz May 1, 2018
mugGet the Crusty Corkskrewmug.

Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk
“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day
by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017
mugGet the Crusty Borismug.

crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster
crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch
by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024
mugGet the crusty the catmug.

russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.
by ibangurmum! August 20, 2018
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