crusty opinion

A crusty opinion is an opinion ain‘t nobody wanna hear ITS CRUSTYYYY
Somebody: girl you r so ugly
Me: Did i ask for your crusty opinion
by The realest O.G. June 02, 2019
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crusty fart

A very weird and crusty fart
God man i just got a crusty fart!
by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022
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Musty Crusty Dusty

A common roast mostly used in the Roblox Community. Also used a lot in the common trope 'Roblox Story But the Main Character has a brain'. Also can be extended with other words that rhyme like Ugly, Disgusting, Rusty, and more
Player 1: Man be quiet
Player 2: SHUT YOUR MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY ASS UP
by urbandici September 28, 2023
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Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 05, 2023
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Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
by Chad kindle July 31, 2019
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Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
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crusty fedora

The worn out asshole of a Dutch male prostitute after a busy weekend in Amsterdam.
Did you see Remko’s Crusty Fedora? He must’ve pulled a train last night.
by Buford C Cabhash March 03, 2024
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