Steam-Cracker

When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.

Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter

by zzyyxxzyzyx April 23, 2011

Poop on a cracker

A gym game guys play where they take turns shitting on a cracker. If they miss the cracker, they have to eat it.

Hey man, let's start a round of poop on a cracker!

by crackerman96 July 12, 2010

cracker

A cracker is a word to describe extemely white people. The use of the word cracker is more often used by non-white people then white people. cracker can be used as a joke or an exteme matter.

random person: sup cracker
white person: hey dude, whats crackin?
random person: your skin
white person: real funny dude

by MCSunShine01 March 14, 2011

string and cracker

A frat game in which a cracker dangles from a string as several horny bastards proceed to ejaculate on it. The first to miss the cracker with his jizzum must consume it.

Man! that was a fun game of string and cracker. Yippikayay!!!! I need some listorine

by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

by Kayl April 22, 2008

Penis Cracker

an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)

i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.

by Angel March 28, 2003

cracker

a word used to put down whites just as bad as nigger for blacks but for some reason its politically correct to put down white people so it doesnt have the same social uproar

"my nigga look at this dumb ass cracker."
if a white boy calls a black boy nigger white boy is kicked out of school, if a black boy calls a white boy a cracker nothing happens

by muldin80 March 17, 2010