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Jurong Pioneer Junior College

Welcome to JPJC : THE BEST OF THE WEST ( only got one sch so bobian )
The girls here smell like wet blankets and the annoying librarian wears a curtain every day.

The principal steals our school funds for Chinese crackers.

Tan Zhi Ai, bloody cancer cell Ai Zhen.

But got this buff physics cher that's super poggers and even if he steps on me, lowkey likes it ( Shit I think I might be masochistic ).

The bookshop aunty drinks pilot pen ink and sniff UHU glue everyday, I join her sometimes.
This school sibei dramatic, come here if u want join Mediacorp
SCs are the pride of the school ;)
U fail one subj u retain sohai logic
School Food better than ur dog food but at least bttr than war rations.
Bloody hell the school can spend 1mil on a basketball court. Says a lot about our funds.

In conclusion ( learn from our shitty gp department ) our sch
10/100. Some chers sibei guailan but got good ones. Please i beg you dont come if u want more than 60 rp.
Friend: You think Jurong Pioneer Junior College good nt?
Me: Come here if u want to suffer bro. While I live, I learn, plus Ultra.
by Chin Chee Nah August 20, 2021
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Marist College

Simply definition, the best 4 years you will ever live.
Marist College is for anyone who wants to live the stereotypical college life of Van Wilder or an Animal House beer loving, girl doing macho man
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Marlborough College

A prestigious institute of academia and class. Usually associated with those part of high society, Marlborough College is a pleb-free zone, with termly school fees costing more than your nan's flat. With a range of raucous activities including reading for pleasure, croquet and beagling- in order to make the pupils feel right at home (as if back at Daddy's estate).
"She is sipping on that Bollinger like it's San Pelli- must be from Marlborough College. "
by DAZXOXO6969 May 17, 2019
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Lane Community College

Most commonly called LCC in the area, Lane Community College is located in Eugene, Oregon. Good flight and nursing programs, known locally for being replete with 30-40 year olds going back to school and college freshman who either A: Can't afford Oregon or Oregon State, or B: Couldn't get into Oregon or Oregon State. Known affectionately as "Last Chance College" in the UO circle..
Evan: Hey are you going to school this year?

John: Yeah, but I'm going to Lane Community College because I never attended class in highschool

Elyse: I didn't know you went to Last Chance College!

Amanda: Yeah well I've kept it pretty quiet cuz, you know, it is Last Chance College.
by coganstuff October 7, 2009
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Collegeville

Collegeville is a small town in the state of Pennsylvania, outside of Philadelphia, where really hip people live. You have to understand that if you want to live here you need to be fresh, an willing to walk the crappy sidewalks. Oh, and no one knows where Collegeville is either, unless you know of Ursinus College.
(you)Where do you live?
(me)Collegeville.
(you)Where?
(me)Outside of Philly.Ursinus College.
(you)Oh. What the fuck is that?
(me)Haha. Exactly.
by your bff nikki October 15, 2008
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middlebury college

A prestigious liberal-arts college located in the beautiful setting of Vermont. Renowned worldwide for its stellar language programs, this school's academics are top-notch. Students are often outdoorsy and take advantage of the college's nearby ski bowl. Overall a kick-ass college that produces intelligent, talented, happy people!
"dude, you went to middlebury college?"
"yeah and it was the best four years of my life"
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lyndon state college

A fine academic establishment in Northern Vermont. During the winter, which lasts from October to May, students of LSC can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny-ass hill between the Stonehenge dorms and the Stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central "ice sculpture" which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary anus of America (a.k.a. Stevens Dining Hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). During the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really fucked up looking creatures known as "Public Safety Officers", all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don't want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the Packing House is not at all worth their money.
Lyndon State College: A good place to get really, really fucked up.
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