by Skinnylegs August 2, 2020
Get the Ermine cockmug. The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
Cock-Carding
by bicks September 6, 2013
Get the Cock-Cardingmug. by Blink155PodFan360 September 11, 2018
Get the Twee-cockingmug. When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.
Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "
Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"
Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"
by Braddo May 25, 2017
Get the Stella Cockmug. A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.
Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.
by billy bob faggot June 8, 2013
Get the Social Cockmug. This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.
by Sluper Sooth January 21, 2011
Get the Cock Audiencemug. A person, whom despite their positively ordinary nature, has the idea that they are always right - and never wrong.
John: "This is my favorite book."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."
Rachel: "It was readable, but the plot was undeveloped. The author also has a terrible writing technique."
John: "Your a selfrighteous cock."
by iknowsomethings March 13, 2014
Get the selfrighteous cockmug.