cocoa fever

another term for "brown fever"; the equivalent of "jungle fever," except instead of being obsessed with those of black descent, it refers to one who is obsessed with those of Latin/Hispanic descent

A: Look at dat brown bitch over there
B: You just got a bad case of cocoa fever goin on right now, dawg
A: Like they say, brown is beautiful...

by B.U.D. March 22, 2009

Purple Coconut

penetration with a pair of tongs.

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.

by Aennus March 13, 2011

cocoa pops

a group of maoris in a swimming pool

hey look what is that

its just cocoa pops

by Dieshithole July 25, 2009

Coconut Butney

When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout.

Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney.

by CockteaseUSA January 8, 2010

cocobanana

When you have a Hispanic and Asian dating.

We make one heck of a cocobanana.

by nuggen May 17, 2010

cocoa canoodle maneuver

The act of using a toblerone bar as a scooping utensil when eating nutella

I couldn't find a spoon for the nutella so I preformed the cocoa canoodle maneuver with my toblerone bar.

by paintthetown February 21, 2011

Cocoa Toilet

When the toilet is filled with brown water, either because the toilet was clogged with shit, or the toilet just had shit sitting in it for too long. As a result, the toilet looks like a big cup of hot cocoa (but sure as hell doesn't taste or smell like it).

Damn! Someone call the janitor! The boy's bathroom's gotta cocoa toilet goin on in it!

by MistaNES April 3, 2011