Clean Wipe

When your mom is about to check your phone so you wipe everything bad on it

"yo dude you should clean wipe those porn tabs" "why?" "cause your mom going to check your phone later"

by Cloudsy May 13, 2020

Bitch, clean my fish

What you say when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching.

Woman: "Did you run to the store like I asked you to? And did you do your dishes?"

You: "Bitch, clean my fish!"

by BCMF, Inc. June 11, 2011

Clean House

The act of a woman using an enema to wash out her asshole in preparing for anal sex.

My girlfriend is going too clean house for tonight. You know. So I don't get shit on my dick while fucking her in the ass.

by TurdCutter101 October 26, 2011

Clean up Crew

A term used in a standard FPS, or otherwise competitive Player versus Player game, where all of the other teammates are trying their poor little heart outs, only to have their rightful kills stolen by their bastard teammate.

Oh shit, that guy's 1 shot, quick, BR!!

Look at that rogue stunlocking that baddie, oh, whats this, 3k HP? CHARGE!!

Wow, this is why Gear sucks, I was about to two piece them when my noob-ass teammate hits em both with a boomshot.

I hate juggerfags. They always get hit by the Clean up Crew

by McBabyStomperr May 28, 2010

Bitch clean my fish

The appropriate retort when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching from your woman.

Woman: "Can you NOT go watch football for just one Sunday?'

You: "Bitch clean my fish!"

by bitchcleanmyfish.com June 11, 2011

Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.

Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!

by IHCMC October 14, 2011

Clean Exit

When you have an epic dump, you wipe, and there isn't anything on the toilet paper.

I took such an epic dump and then I had a Clean Exit.

My epic dump had a Clean Exit.
No need for 2-ply when you have a Clean Exit.

by Gionni2Dumps January 20, 2012