A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
by DHA0714 November 28, 2014
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by freebjs June 21, 2010
Get the Christmas Tree mug.when one feels no christmas spirt untill late (possible even christmas eve). they are then hit with a sudden out burst of it, your christmas orgasm has cum.
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by Uncle Kevo June 24, 2011
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Oh darn! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my life is.
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