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White Christmas

A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
I've been wet-dreaming of a White Christmas. I wonder what I got for a stocking stuffer!?
by DHA0714 November 28, 2014
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christmas

Christmas was suppose to be celebrating Jesus's birthday (though this isn't the correct date, that's still what it was suppose to be celebrating.) However, non-Christians celebrate it because they saw we give out presents. (Actually, there are a few people who see it for other good things, but most people wouldn't celebrate it if it wasn't for the gifts.) We give out gifts to remember the gift God gave us- His Son, Jesus, who died for our sins.
"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY--"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH NOT THE CAROLERS!!!! -hides-"
by A random somebody September 21, 2005
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Christmas Tree

I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.
by freebjs June 21, 2010
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christmas orgasm

when one feels no christmas spirt untill late (possible even christmas eve). they are then hit with a sudden out burst of it, your christmas orgasm has cum.
sean had one last christmas and fell of his chair in excitment, ho ho ho. and he is a bwatty mwan
by sean owen December 14, 2004
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christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh

A combination of many Christmastime holidays. Used to make fun of cultural diversity.
I'm gonna go celebrate Christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh! Get out the lights, menorah, and we'll start the fasting!
by ACRussell January 14, 2007
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Christmas

A holiday which is used by self-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they make themselves look smart by hating it.
Oh darn! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my life is.
by pseudonym April 1, 2004
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