Choke

Short for Choke the chicken;
to masturbate

Man, Imma choke the chicken yesterday.

by Dedifier October 14, 2003

chocking

chocking: v. while receiving a hand job, the cock "flakes" due to too much dryness.

we saw my english teacher chocking yesterday, fifth time this week.

by jackiethenotoncrackie April 18, 2006

Chookie Wookie

See Poodley Woodley

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by JB&JH May 24, 2005

choke

Coming so close to the realization of a goal and then falling short; to labor and toil for months and then crater under pressure when it matters most.

The Calgary Flames...

by Seven Guy June 9, 2004

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy May 13, 2005

chookie

-shorthand for a chicken in the japanese culture, and therefore the greatest creature ever created.

-cute and cuddly and deserve to be loved!

-often pictured as white, fluffy chickens with mohawks, recently detailed in the fupenguin.com blog.

My roommate said she would feed the chookies, but didn't!

Dude, your chookie is the cutest thing ever.

by CSL-er November 11, 2009

chooka

The act of being the coolest man at any party or anywhere. You get any chick you want and word has they have massive cocks. Normally have an awesome body and aint to be messed with.

hey did you see ben last night?

Yea he's the biggest chooka.

by B Double D October 18, 2008