asian lane change

This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.

John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?

Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?

John Mayer: *sniffle*

by Vaginasareweird October 8, 2010

chicken fuckin chong

When your so high that you fuck up pronouncing "Cheech and fuckin Chong"...leading to the abaption of "Chicken fuckin Chong" by all those present as the goto saying when you're high as fuck!

Jason: "Dude, hit this shit again man"

Tray: "Chicken fuckin Chong...Chicken fuckin Chong, man. Chicken fuckin Chong."

by shredder1980 November 22, 2014

chunk of change

A large amount of money.

* refered from Free Dictionary.

You'd have to agree that $80 million is a big chunk of change by anyone's standards.

by LangueVivisectinGeek August 13, 2016

Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.

Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!

by SWOM June 8, 2020

Swinged and Chinged

To swing at an opp and ching him with a knife (rambz)

'I swinged and chinged the opp.'

'I went up to ash and swinged and chinged him.'

by Alfie Pike February 20, 2021

wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo

ur stupid twin brother that you want to yeet out the window and out of existence

that wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo is dumb

by wing wong ding dong lil bwo November 17, 2019

climate change

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.

The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?

by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021