Chinese waterslide

When an Asian guy has sex with a pregnant white or black girl who's water just broke.

Yo ma boy ammasith was fucking this black hoe. Her water broke and there was a Chinese waterslide, poor mother fucker.

by Easy Mac miller69 April 4, 2011

Bricks and chips

Weed and money

I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips.

by Notoriously loved January 5, 2011

hide the chips

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".

A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"

by Mr. Cardboard June 27, 2011

I Disagree With The Chinese Government

something that you will never get to say but its ok that im saying it because im warning you.

Person one: I disagree with the Chinese Government
*Bang*
Person two: *watches person one fall on the floor now covered in blood

by fgiseriugfaeugiszfiuafgiuaeugv May 18, 2022

chinese democracy

Something that the world needs that's decades overdue and would be fucking awesome should it ever happen...but probably wont due various reasons. Examples include:

1. DUH! Democracy in Red China. Every time they seem to make progress, shit like big mama(commie internet censorship system) and tienamen square happen.

2. That one Eponymous Guns N' Roses album that Axl has been working on for like twenty years.

In hindsight, probably the absolute most (unintentionally?) genius album title ever.

What do ya figure will happen first? Actual chinese democracy or a new GNR album?

by gooberliberation September 8, 2006

chinese hot pocket

Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you

Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket

by krispy_NEC November 26, 2014

Fart Chips

Sour cream and onion chips that fill the car with a fart-like scent after the bag is opened.

Mary: "Katherine, do you want some chips?"

Katherine: "No, those are fart chips, you cheese wipe!"

by marydeee August 14, 2008