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Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.
by JasonAldong September 2, 2014
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chaining

The process of a sneaky link becoming unfaithful. As when a person has more than one link they create a chain.
by Queen Anastasia April 15, 2024
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pull my chain

pull my chain/pulling my chain means that someone thinks your lying about something or they are scared that you are lying about something.
Are you sure your not just pulling my chain?”
I promise i’m not.”
“Ok, please don’t pull my chain.”
by hush.max.344 January 12, 2022
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Chain Dater

A person who repeatedly dates friends or relatives of former boyfriends/girlfriends
Girl One- hey do you know shelby

Girl Two- yeah isn't she that chain dater who stole your boyfriend then went out with his best friend and his best friend's cousin.
Girl One- yup.
by Sarabeara6393 March 13, 2012
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epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
by digitteknohippie August 3, 2012
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Corn-chaining

Eating undigested corn from faeces, then repeating this process in a chain of different people until said corn is digested.
A: I think I'm just going to do some corn-chaining with the family this weekend.
B: Nice. I had a 7-man corn-chain going last month.
by ChewCracker October 7, 2020
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daisy chain

A daisy chain is a group of gay men walking single file holding the erect penis of the man behind them, whilst the leader feverishly masturbates, when he finishes he returns to the end of the line and the next guy up does the same until the all get off, it is a chain because it never ends. Also known as the elephant walk.
Hey look at all those homos doing a daisy chain....
by Jhooter January 23, 2017
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