carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.

Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”

by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021

Carpet

The thing that you sleep on after you see spencer and declen dancing on a light pole in Denmark after the roman empire invades Germany after has taken over Canada in ww3 does not define the rug it will be your end...

Carpet of spencer

by Josh but not him but japan November 9, 2022

Magic Green Carpet

Another term for marijuana

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!

by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016

Carpet hoes

Carpet Hoes
(noun, slang)

Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.

Example:
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”

by conbrochillman June 7, 2025

Getting Gum Out of the Carpet

The act of masturbating, especially by a woman.

Bro, I totally walked in on my step-sister Getting Gum Out of the Carpet. Not my proudest fap.

by Meowlentine August 6, 2020

cartel carpet

see: drug rug, baja hoodie

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"

by Swagmoney69 May 1, 2016

carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021