Colton

He is the hottest man alive.He gets all the hoes on his phone.Be is the literal definition of rizz god.He has the biggest giant xxxl horse cock

Girl:gulp gulp gulp oh Colton your cock is so juicy

by Chiken licken July 10, 2023

Colton

Colton is a man who meat rides dick constantly and loves his boyfriends especially boys named Theron

Everyone: let’s go golfing
Colton: sorry guys I can’t I’m waiting for Theron to double pump my ass

by Meatdaddy69 July 16, 2023

colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023

Colton and RJ

They are the best gay couple ever Colton is always on the bottom and RJ is always on top.

Colton and RJ : Two gay guys who are having sex

by Classic ranch god August 21, 2023

Castonitis

The urge to cast on (or start) many different projects all at the same time.

"Casting on" is a term used in knitting, when starting a new project, one would "cast on a new project"

"Itis" is used with reference to a tendency or state of mind that is compared to a disease. "creditcarditis"

Thus Knitter's have begun to use the word "Castonitis" when the urge to start many different projects at once hits them.

"After seeing all the knitted socks you've made, I've got a serious case of Castonitis!"

by SockKnitter August 17, 2024

Colton K

WEIRD TINY LITTLE MUNCKIN WHO LOVES NIGGAS AND KISSES THEM LOVES SKIBIDI TOLIET

OH HEY LITTLE COLTON K

by Tristan gillandf November 1, 2023

Cantonese Bomb

A bomb which when you speak Cantonese in Mr Tang's lesson, you get one and deducts one tick 💀

Student A: 早上好我很喜欢吃冰淇凌
Student B: OOOOO YOU GET CANTONESE BOMB
Mr Tang: ok
Student A: :( why me again

by random person (racist) November 3, 2023