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Inform Callum

An absolute weapon of a human (don’t start him he will get angry gr) he is “some boy
Cody: inform callum is some boy don’t mess with him

Tadgh: I like men
by Inform cal July 14, 2022
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dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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Corp Callum

The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.
Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!
by ItsHCS July 28, 2023
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mr callum

(verb) to violently smash someone over the head with something.

e.g. a shovel.
"he just mr callumed me in the head"
"did he just use the Shovel to mr callum you?"
by muffiee1 December 16, 2024
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Ellie loves Callum more

When a girl called ellie loves someone called Callum more then he does.
by Skty September 23, 2021
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