Caylum
Caylum by lalaloopsy's March 19, 2019
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caylum
A coconut
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caylum • Callum • Caelum • Callum Haughey • callumed • Callum Wallis • callum reeve • cailum • callum cato • callum church
Caylum
#Mister king boo ,chill ig friendless ig ig
Boy567:fml dldr Tbf
My shyguy: dw I’ll judge u
boy1: I bet boy 567 drinks chai aha!
boy567: existing is long lmao ahaha
Boy567:fml dldr Tbf
My shyguy: dw I’ll judge u
boy1: I bet boy 567 drinks chai aha!
boy567: existing is long lmao ahaha
you would probably like to know, mister king boo; but you wouldn’t because they have always been presumed as the wrong type of human being the wrong type of chill like that their life due to, extreme Luigi mansion-ism their whole life.
boy 1: Boi that guy is so mkb, ngai he’s not
Boy 2: don’t talk to mkb
Boy 3: don’t talk to mkb
chai 234: lets hate this guy because he’s soo mkb.
Boy 4: fuck this mkb guy
Boy4567: let’s go to the galleria to chat about nothing that would be so cool init (it wouldn’t)
some random/wrongly introduced seraphim: fuck this evil mario guy I think he could be chill like that.
Boy567: tired I’ve gotta listen to music and go bed now (sorrow existence)
Ngai1234: let’s like ignore people hehe (mkb is a fckn loser of a) Caylum
boy 1: Boi that guy is so mkb, ngai he’s not
Boy 2: don’t talk to mkb
Boy 3: don’t talk to mkb
chai 234: lets hate this guy because he’s soo mkb.
Boy 4: fuck this mkb guy
Boy4567: let’s go to the galleria to chat about nothing that would be so cool init (it wouldn’t)
some random/wrongly introduced seraphim: fuck this evil mario guy I think he could be chill like that.
Boy567: tired I’ve gotta listen to music and go bed now (sorrow existence)
Ngai1234: let’s like ignore people hehe (mkb is a fckn loser of a) Caylum
Caylum by Mental struggle November 14, 2025
calum hood
a sensation and bodacious man in aesthetically pleasing outfits, who plays the fucking bass and radiants big dick energy.
calum hood by donttestmeiampunkrock July 31, 2018
Catlum
Catlum by TheRealBlueEagle October 24, 2016
Callum Machan
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Calum Hood
Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.
Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
Calum Hood by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013
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