Francis' best friend

he's also friends with everyone else
Look there's Caylum he must be Francis' bestfriend
by lalaloopsy's March 20, 2019
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Usually a guy who who believes he is intellectually superior to everyone he meeets. Presumably had been exposed to some sort of radiation as a child, granting him increadbly high levels of intellect, the only downside being it also gave him severe autism. Usually so obsessed with getting his tiny 2 inch cock wet that he refuses to discuss anything that isn't related to lolis or anime.
Bouncer: Is this guy bothering you?
Girl: Don't mind him, he's just Caylum
by Penor Escobar III July 10, 2018
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