caylum

A coconut

Look at Caylum, he's a coconut

by Lebron313 September 03, 2016

Caylum

Francis' best friend

he's also friends with everyone else

Look there's Caylum he must be Francis' bestfriend

by lalaloopsy's March 19, 2019

Caylum

Usually a guy who who believes he is intellectually superior to everyone he meeets. Presumably had been exposed to some sort of radiation as a child, granting him increadbly high levels of intellect, the only downside being it also gave him severe autism. Usually so obsessed with getting his tiny 2 inch cock wet that he refuses to discuss anything that isn't related to lolis or anime.

Bouncer: Is this guy bothering you?
Girl: Don't mind him, he's just Caylum

by Penor Escobar III July 10, 2018