Cabbage face

Justin has a very ugly cabbage face

Justin was told that he had a cabbage face

by Gehefevbah June 1, 2016

cabbage moth

noun. 1. a trades-person or consultant known to leave worksite equipment in a worse state than when they arrived, yet get paid for the privilege. So called because, "They go from plant to plant fuckin' em."

Builder: "Who's that in the hi-vis with the clipboard?"
Sparkie: "Some cabbage moth."
Plumber: "Aaah shit."

by Lemmingski September 6, 2021

Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

Soul Cabbage

A rare breed of cabbage that sucks out your soul, devours it, and transforms your body into spinach

That there is soul cabbage, and a it's already claimed a few victims

by Jacataca37 November 15, 2022

Cabbage

When a dude or bro has long hair.

Yo! Im loving the cabbage my guy.

by Yopo October 27, 2022

Cabbage

Slang word to identify a lazy hot dog water drinking person

Rymos is a cabbage head commonlands looking mother fucker

by Ganando September 21, 2022

Cabbage

To grab. To get to something quickly.

I am going to cabbage on that deal before she dies

by Zuel1217 May 3, 2025