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Cunt

A "Facebook famous" ginger prick who thinks he is better than everyone, or a vagina
Sam is a cunt.
by Rice blount February 28, 2014
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Cunt

Oyye. Where's that cunts mother at?
by Balls of Jay December 7, 2018
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Cunt

1- Vagina
2- Someone you love as much as your favorite vagina
3- any individual of any gender who is temporarily acting like or forever destined to be an unreasonable, over-aggressive, arrogant, authoritarian, fascist who would secretly love to devour your soul if you ever used the word, "cunt" to accurately describe their raging irrationality
4- UrbanDictionary.com submission editors

Like, "fuck," cunt can only be defined by the context in which it is placed and never by some fuzzy cunt's subjective opinion.
Example 1:

John to his drinking buddy as he ponies up to the bar: "There's my favorite fucking cunt!"
Paul in response: "I'll be your cunt-brother from another mother until the day I day, my good man!"

Example 2:

Barbara to her lesbian lover in the throes of passion: Bump my cunt! Bump my cunt!

Example 3:

Nancy to her lesbian lover after a long day at work: I can't wait to smother your cunt tonight!
Sally: Listen, bitch, until you start washing the dishes, my cunt is off limits.

Example 4:

Liz to her best friend she hasn't seen in a year: Oh my god! How you been, girlfriend?!?! I missed your crazy-stupid, cunt-ass!
Tina in joyful response: Oh, honey! You're my favorite cunt in the World!

Example 5:

Sally: Did you see John run up to that peaceful protester with a pro-Trump sign and punch the dude in the mouth?
Jane: I did! He's such a fucking cunt!
by trollwarsclub July 7, 2017
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Cunt

Fuck, I can't believe she is smoking while she has a bun in the oven, what a cunt
by sunnyqueensland February 11, 2017
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cunt

Example: i will stick this dick up your cunt ohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh yeah
by auhduahwiudqhwuidhw December 13, 2017
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cunt

Can be used two ways,
1. an endearing name for your friend
2. towards someone you hold a great disdain against

Your tone of voice can make a big difference
1. “oi cunt! wanna come over for a cold one s’arvo?
2. i’m gonna punch your head in, cunt!
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Cunt

1. A great way to describe a manipulative woman who will do the most petty things because she has no life.
2. Easily the most offensive insult.
3. Vagina
Damn, can you believe Olivia did that, she’s such a fucking cunt.
by bossassbitchh January 26, 2018
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