clam kicking sluts

The appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. She can have the man and a swift kick in the vag

I'd be clam kicking sluts like her all damn day

by clamkickinexpert July 10, 2011

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Chammionchip

The Charles Barkley way of saying championship

Barkley: I think the spurs are gonna win the chammionchip
Shaq: Barkley you sound like an idiot

by Uncle Diarrhea September 2, 2012

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Clam Hunting Clothes

Any type of clothes where a male feels he looks good enough to:
1) Get laid
2) Hook up
3) Get a phone number

Guy 1: Yo man you ready to rage your face off tonight
Guy 2: Bro...do you even have to ask, I got my 'Clam hunting clothes' on.

by amilkynug December 16, 2011

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Historical: slang term for brothel or whorehouse

Modern: Thefemale equivalent of Man Cave

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household, in order to relax, get dressed, perform personal hygiene maneuvers, or entertain friends without interruption.

The dream Clam Shack includes a walk-in closet/dressing room/bathroom combination and mini-bar stocked with wine, bitch pop, etc. The average Clam Shack is more likely a closet or bathroom with a bottle of vodka stealthily stowed in an old ski boot or under the sink.

KID: "Where's mom? I can't find her anywhere"
DAD: "I dunno, check the clam shack"

LAUREL: "Hey Carol, Katie and Bev are coming over after work to chill in the clam shack with some Pinot if you want to join."
CAROL: "Sounds good. I'll need a whole bottle to myself after the day I've had"
LAUREL: "No probs, I have a case"

by Megnetic_Fields June 17, 2013

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