Fancy Closet

It's usu. used as a joke insulting ones mother, usu. insinuating about their vagina in some way.

Guy: Your mom has a fancy closet, the fanciest EVER!
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU

by Fiendmummy September 23, 2011

Jim the closet demon

Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.

Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?

Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.

by Turtle in a box August 31, 2022

Dragged You Out Of The Closet

(Adj.)
-To Out someone because of something that you did or said.

John - "Look Bill...I know you tell everyone you're straight...but I know better..."
*John inches his fingers up Bill's theighs to his crotch.

Bill- "It's true John...I'm gayer than gay!!!!"

John - "OH MY GOD. I JUST Dragged you out of the closet, DIDN'T I?"

by TheOriginalKenBarbz July 25, 2012

Chinese Water-closet

When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.

Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!

by Mackdaddy_V April 25, 2006

Come out of the closet

Admitting your gay

“Come out of the closet, nobody will judge you”

by Hsvdhdhejdnehdnbd March 10, 2019

Angelynne X Jana's closet

One hot ship

person 1: OOOO,YOU SEE ANGELYNNE HUMPING JANA'S CLOSET?!?!
person 2: YEAH!!
person 1: THAT IS TOTALLY AN
person 2: ANGELYNNE X JANA'S CLOSET

by ShipperLord April 23, 2020

Love Closet

Closet: The location that you sleep in when your friends can't provide a bed for you.

Love Closet: What that closet becomes when you're no longer alone in it.

"Dude, where'd Laura go?"
"She's in the love closet with Rob"

by R0Bizzle October 6, 2006