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late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.
Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.
by Mlewis February 15, 2008
mugGet the late night closet freakmug.

the evil monkey in my closet

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.
by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003
mugGet the the evil monkey in my closetmug.

rent a closet

rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue
john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff
by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 7, 2023
mugGet the rent a closetmug.

closetive

That bitch is really closetive.
by Trox2142 June 27, 2014
mugGet the closetivemug.

Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.
That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.
by piGGman March 15, 2021
mugGet the Closet Rembrandtmug.

Ham closet

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..
by Ham closet October 7, 2021
mugGet the Ham closetmug.

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