Christmas barf

excessive decorations on some houses

Wow Christmas barfed on these houses a lot this year.

by EJmcn October 4, 2010

Christmas List

A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.

Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!

by Alaric C. February 10, 2015

christmas lover

Someone who revels in the commercial circus around mid to late September onwards, by purchasing tinsel and baubles covered in god awful glitter, and grossly over priced electrical goods for their brat kids or moronic friends and family. Can be found salivating over burnt offerings of turkey and a log better suited to a toilet pan.

The Christmas lover needs to be put down

by geo copter November 7, 2017

Christmas morning

the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.

surprise!

Its Christmas!

(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)

I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.

by Aarknoid and Mr.Mulligan September 12, 2010

Christmas Creep

An unexpected hook-up while home on Christmas break.

Yo, my Christmas break was off the chains. Caught this little blondie in a Christmas Creep.

by toodalee January 16, 2007

Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.

After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.

by cathymccaughan April 11, 2008

Christmas Juice

An alcoholic beverage that, quite literally, tastes of Christmas. Consists of dry gin and has an essence of raisin. Thought to have been discovered by a man known only as "Hal"

"Mmm this tastes like Christmas"
"Well duh, it's Christmas juice"

by MdotGeezy December 11, 2009