(v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.
The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.
The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.
Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!
Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?
Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.
Dude 2: Did you respond?
Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll
Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?
Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.
Dude 2: Did you respond?
Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll
by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011
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Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.
Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?
Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?
Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.
Rule 6. Listen before you speak.
Rule 7. We outside.
-Darth Willis.
Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.
Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?
Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?
Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.
Rule 6. Listen before you speak.
Rule 7. We outside.
-Darth Willis.
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DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
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