bottle boner

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016

Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016

Boner pain

When your dick and gut hurts after having a boner for a long amount of time.

Ex:Jeff had a boner for 3 hours and had boner pain afterwards because of that girl he sat beside.

by Putang puncher May 24, 2016

Chad boner

A boner in relation to a chad or from a chad

Tom brady kissing other men gives me a real chad boner

by Crazyjack1boss January 2, 2020

Zoner Boner

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner

I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner

by plz eat me January 20, 2020

Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020

Boner pogo

When she bounces on that dick like it's a pogo stick.

Yo babe you down for some boner pogo tonight?

by JarlChiefstain June 10, 2020