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When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner
I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner
by plz eat me January 20, 2020

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Killing yourself during quarantine :)
I really want to commit deef right now
by plz eat me June 06, 2020

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when kicked in the testicles, you can shorten it where, "She kicked me in the testies and it hurt!"
Last night she had squeezed my testies.
via giphy
by plz eat me January 31, 2020

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