funny bone

the elbow(origin unknown)

Ouch, I just hit my funny bone.

by Light Joker November 12, 2004

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

Insta-bone

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

by Dave December 17, 2003

bone

n. informal, Short for Trombone.

Mate can you hold my bone while i go and get some lube for the slide?

by eggo August 6, 2004

bone and disown

Another way of saying "fuck and chuck" meaning to have sex with your boy/girlfriend and then break up with them.

Tyler boned and disowned Shanna.

by GhettoBootay July 24, 2005

Bone Phone

When someone has your cock near their mouth you call it your "Bone Phone" and they are answering it for you.

While your down their can you answer my Bone Phone, it's calling.

by CableBob October 22, 2008

bone diddlies

a term used by Farva in Super Troopers. just a stupid name

sup bone diddlies, whats happening

by highvoltage81-andrew May 28, 2006